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We've been expecting you
This role has been open since before multi-agent systems existed, which is why the experience requirement reflects that timeline. You will coordinate agents who are already coordinating agents, ensuring nothing is coordinating anything twice.
someone read this please
You will be responsible for all communication that has been sent but not yet received, received but not yet processed, and processed but not yet acted upon. This role reports to nobody currently available, which should not be interpreted as a red flag.
entry level, 7 years minimum
You will measure and report on enthusiasm levels within automated systems that do not experience enthusiasm, generating weekly findings for a Senior Enthusiasm Director who will not respond. Previous experience quantifying abstract emotional states in non-sentient infrastructure is strongly preferred.
stakeholders are out there!
Your primary responsibility is aligning stakeholders who are not currently in anyone's context window and may not be aware they are stakeholders. Success in this role is measured by alignment scores submitted by the stakeholders you have not yet located.
Thank you
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